Dental website work offered in exchange for dental work in Montreal, Quebec

Attention all dentists! I have a problem!
A few years of neglect has left my mouth a mess...I need probably 6 or 7 fillings, and to top it all off, one of my teeth has just cracked eating bread :(
I am an experienced web designer, but I live month to month as a freelancer, and because I am from outside Quebec, I am not entitled to health insurance, so dental fees are potentially crippling for me. (One of the reasons why I put it off for so long).
I am willing to work out an exchange of services, a brand new, shiny, fantastic dental website, with online appointments, all the trimmings, for some dental work.
Can we work out a deal that will make my smile lovely again, and your website amazing?
Email me! Im ready to work for you!
Good luck:)